“If you were a Republican in 2011, and you liked Donald Trump, and then you liked Michele Bachmann, and then you liked Rick Perry, and then you liked Herman Cain, and then you liked Newt Gingrich, you can still hate Mitt Romney, but you can’t say it’s because he’s always changing his mind.” —Bill Maher
Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
Reblog if you're a 91-98 kid.
yeah. Anyone under 13 can GTFO.
“Impresionante como el mero hecho de pensar de que voy a pasar por su casa me pone el corazón a mil…” —
“The highest return on assets is always a political contribution.” —Law professor William Black